Music is like an artform; some people have masterpieces, some don't, but still try, and untalented douchebags scribble dicks with Crayon and call it a master piece...and never try. And the third type is what I'm going to talk about. Yes, LMFAO, a new pop group with two metrosexual DJs and their gay robot friend programmed to stand around like a fucking asshole, whose artificial skin for the head is missing. Take one good look at them and you'll see they look like douchebags. So yeah, they look like The Jonas Brothers turned to Autotune and fake Drum Machines to save their career. Their song Party Rock (More like Party Cock) is like some new low in music, and the music video shows a post-apocalyptic scene like Left 4 Dead. Only thing is Left 4 Dead was fun to play, look at, and hear, the music video wasn't. their version of shuffling is just acting like Michael J. Fox when he is doing Jumping Jacks. Yeah, sure, Shuffling, ruined.
Not only that, their music video I'm Sexy and I know it just featured men in speedos and fat guys dancing around. Now I know this was supposed to be funny, and I like gross out humor like Dumb and Dumber, but that was just pushing it. Their songs should've just been weekly and be done with it. But nooo, it had to be until today. That kind of music is going to die soon, and I'll be there to see it.
So listening to LMFAO made think to myself "FML"!!! I just want that music to disappear soo. While i was typing this blog, I was listening to Pink Floyd's Money, a song that has more talent and lasting power than Party Cock Anthem. Shit, hold on, solo's coming.
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